Thursday, December 10, 2009

Keeping up with the Kiffins

In an effort to keep up with the ever escalating war for the hearts and minds of high school football recruits the University of Michigan is pleased to announce their lineup of Wolverine Hostesses.

"Tennessee and LSU may attempt to lure young football players with pretty women and sexual favors - but we offer more experience, talent, power, and brain cells than any school in the country..."

Hail !

16 comments:

phil said...

Do you know what's really sad? Those ladies look much meaner and tougher than our front line. I'll bet they could have gone 11-0 this year.

whetstonebuck said...

So...

You're recruiting softball players?

Andy said...

T9 already knows that I like softball players.

TitleIX said...

I got nothing !

you are soooo wrong that this is hysterically funny.

these aren't athletes, whetty, these are our athletic supporters!

whetstonebuck said...

"T9 already knows that I like softball players."

They just don't like you. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Tom C said...

Hmm, I think I see a problem here. All of those ladies are Democrats. Doesn't fly with southern kids. The ones that are ok with that go to Miami.

EEWWW, wv= forswet

Tom C said...

Anyone seen Donna Shalala in a leotard?

whetstonebuck said...

"Anyone seen Donna Shalala in a leotard?"

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhiiieeeee.

I just poked my mind's eye out with a stick.

Bigasshammm said...

Disturbing disturbing.


Surpirsed not to see anything on BK and ND. I think that's a totally classless move by both Brian Kelly and ND to hire him now and have him not coach his team in the Bowl game. They could have waited until after the bowl game to announce his hire. I don't think it would hurt their recruiting one bit. It's still ND. It's nice to see that he'll have a crap team to start with. Hopefully he flounders there as well.

srudoff said...

must resist responding to hamm...

it's just too easy...

is he playing andy to my conan?....

surely he gets the comparison to another school hiring a coach before that coach could lead his team in their bowl game...

must resist...

Mikoyan said...

How can you say he is floundering at Cinci? They are ranked higher than Ohio State right now.

But yeah, that was a pretty classless move on both ND's part and his part. Classless move on ND's part because they should have waited. Classless move on his part because he can just phone it in for the bowl game.

Anyways....where's Ann Coulter on that list? She's an actual U-M alumna and all.

Bigasshammm said...

Never said that wasn't classless either btw.

I just had a though. This picture reminds me of Tiger Woods dirty 11.

GoBlueBob said...

Mik... I think Hammm was trying to say that he hopes he "flounders" at ND like Jabba did, not that he is floundering at Cinci.

Sru... Since you are (barely/not really) resisting responding to Hammm, I will do it. I hated the way the this was handled when DickRod came to Ann Arbor and hate that it happened this way for Cinci. I would rather have had the coachs in both of these examples complete the season with their current teams and then move to the new school.

Andy said...

I just put up a Brian Kelly to ND post to move this conversation over there.

Bigasshammm said...

Nothing on my Tiger Woods reference and this photo? C'mon Man!

whetstonebuck said...

Hammster,

Just a one word comment on your observation...

"Shrinkage."